Dude's funny hair cut

So my hair was almost growing to be an inch long. All the girlfriends tell me I am looking shabby :). So I went on a pusuit of a haircut. I see lot of slimming centers for men and women and lot of beauty salons, only for women. After about 20 minutes, find a nice little shop for men. I am the next guy in line. For a moment, I flirted with the idea of shaving and look like Michael Jordan and then the haircut which looks like you never comb your hair. Then the reality of my less than an inch hair sank in and read about how to apply mehendi well to my hands. Yes, the shop only had women's magazine.

So I get on the chair. He asks, low medium or high. Better be safe and I tell him medium with a little bit of concern as I did not want to have just spikes as hair. Dude's got a reputation to preserve. In U.S, I am used to getting my haircut done in 4-5 minutes. It was a long drawn out affair here. Then he asked me, do u need maalish. I thought it was a 2 minute thing. He banged, massaged, twisted, turned and pretty much broke my back and head. It was a good little experience. After all the hassles of 40 minutes, the bill was 50 rupees.

My hair looks o.k, my body seems fine. I just need some water, no let's make it badam milk.